Everybody’s favorite MySpace, ah, “self-promoter”, Tila “Tequila” Nguyen, has debuted with her first single on iTunes today and is begging her legions of MySpace friends to help her make the Billboard Top 20:

Right now everyone, as far as the music industry is concerned, is saying that (and I quote straight from them) “TILA TEQUILA WILL NOT SUCCEED DOING THIS ON HER OWN! JUST BECAUSE SHE HAS 1.7 MILLION FRIENDS ON HER PAGE DOESN’T MEAN THEY ARE GOING TO SUPPORT HER!” And that really makes me mad! What do they know about my connection with you guys? I’ve known you for almost 4 years now and you’re more like my friend! How dare they make judgment on me? So right now I need your help more then ever as my friend!! I need your help to prove the music industry people wrong and I want to make history. No unsigned artist in HISTORY has EVER, EVER made it on the Billboard top 20 charts for the first week sales. With your help…

“I WANT TO BECOME FIRST PERSON IN HISTORY EVER TO BE THE FIRST UNSIGNED ARTIST TO LAND ON THE TOP 20 BILLBOARD CHARTS! HELL…EVEN MAKE #1!!!”

People have done stranger things for pictures of good-looking women, I suppose. There’s more at Idolator.com.

Tila Tequila To Engage In The Ultimate Test Of Her MySpace Friends’ Loyalty – Idolator

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