Miki H. and Euna L. sent in an undoubtedly more accurate version of the Japanese-language lyrics in Avril Lavigne’s “Girlfriend”. It goes a little something like this:

hey hey anoko wa ima ichi
ne ne atarashii ko ga hitsuyou
hey hey atashi nante iinjyanai
hey hey atashi ni wa wakatteru
no way no way himitsujyanai
hey hey atashi ga natteageru

So no fear, “kristenn”, you can now sing along without inadvertently singing about hands that aren’t yours, or comb-overs. Woooo.